Having sex is a very important part of a relationship. I’ve been with guys who are totally against sex toys and others who are all about it. It really just depends.
One ex of mine really hated the fact that I was even considering buying a vibrator. His argument was that if I used it, it would eventually ruin our sex life and he would never be able to perform better than a piece of plastic. Unfortunately for him, he was right about not being better than plastic. His statement also got me thinking, do women like vibrators more than we let on?
So I asked 25 women one (not so) simple question:
Which one performs better in bed? A man or a vibrator? And why?
Those For Man
Good job guys, some women prefer men over sex toys. I did notice from the women who chose men, a lot of them were in serious relationships.
These are just some of the things they had to say:
“I choose a man for the intimacy for sure, plus I really don’t masturbate.”
“Intimacy over plastic.”
“I’ve never had an amazing thing, but I’ve had an amazing man.”
“I like the physical touch and the element of surprise. Vibrators kinda get old. It’s the same thing.”
“Well, honestly I’ve never owned a dildo or anything. I’m a romantic and I like the interaction.”
“Using a vibrator is like the same thing over and over and it gets a bit boring.”
“Man for sure! It’s too much work doing it all on your own.”
Those For Vibrator
Don’t get me wrong guys, you probably do a fine job in bed, but sometimes good just doesn’t cut it (and by good I mean mediocre at best). For the ladies who went with the vibrator, it was a toss-up as to whether they were single or in somewhat of a not so serious relationship. Either way, it’s important to note that this is where I placed my vote (for the time being).
Here’s why some women prefer vibrators:
“So it depends on the end goal. Bonding and experiencing a connection with someone is more important to me than getting off, but if we are talking about getting off…vibrator every time.”
“Vibrators do it better! They aren’t as much of a pain in the ass either.”
“So much more efficient!”
“It gets the job done better and can do things most men can’t do.”
“Sure, sex with a man is great, but I don’t always want to sleep with someone new every time I want to get off.”
The Other Responses
Now I get it, it’s hard to choose between the two, which is why I created this category for the people that couldn’t really make up their minds, or for the ones that didn’t have a strong opinion about the issue.
“Throwing in a curveball: Nothing does the trick better than my two hands, find me a man or a vibrator that can make me cum more than once and I’ll never complain again.”
“I’ve never used a vibrator or any kind of sex toy, so I guess I really don’t have an opinion as of right now.”
“I’ve never been huge on vibrators, I usually do a better job myself.”
“I don’t own a vibrator, but I mean man rarely works either.”
The Final Vote
Sure, sure, the male population wins this time. To the guys who think they are and always will be superior to sex toys, calm down. Just because more women preferred a man over a vibrator doesn’t mean you can get lazy in bed and not put forth the effort. The same goes for women as well! No one wants to have sex with a moaning starfish or some guy who makes really awkward faces.
The end…now go have some mind-blowing sex or something.